Here's the thing; we are a small shop, with few employees, and not a ton of resources. We want to be everyone's hero, and have this huge sale that would make you pass out from excitement.
But we can't. At least not if we want to be around for another year. So let's make a deal, shall we?
We will give you 15% off these items from now until Christmas, and you have to pinky-swear that during the next 11 months, you think of us when you need something else. Oh, and you tell your friends about us. Sound good?